QUICK LIKE! Everyone take one last breath and hold it! (Make it good, it needs to be your last!)
Right before loss of consciousness and impending death (you DID use duct tape, right?)...
(This can wait until you've sealed all potentially CO2 emitting orifices properly...)
Ok, we're good now? Great. Use the suddenly limited time you have left from doing your part to save the planet and read the idiocracy that comprises the comments that already have been made for you, in the link provided above.
DISCLAIMER: No planets were harmed in the writing of this post. YMMV.